[ TLV | Voice ] 010 - Announcement

[reactivates]

[She clears her throat before she speaks, though when she does it's apparent she's completely over that cold/flu/whatever now.]

'Sup, it's Claudia. Just wanted to give everyone the announcement, since my inmate hasn't yet. Willow's gotten her soul back. She got it around the time of the last flood. So, yeah, that's it, you may now return to your irregularly scheduled Barge programming. Claudia out.

Comments

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, definitely. Especially considering everyone's ability to jump to conclusions around here.

[Private]

[reactivates]

Yeeeah, I'd noticed that. Guess I shouldn't really be surprised by that tendency though, considering we're sort of on a prison boat, and what all I've seen happen around here so far, but, uh... Still. Kinda depressing.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

A little.

How are you doing?

[Private]

[reactivates]

I'm, uh... I'm doing better, I think? Pulled a stupid at the last port, but got to talk to someone from back home a little while ago and I think that helped. Oh, yeah, and I've got my voice back completely, so there's that, too.

'Sup with you? We haven't really talked much, huh? Which I feel like I should remedy, since, uh, for one: you're like super nice, and cool. And two: I thiiink your brother and I kind of have a thing? So, yeah.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

[Dick is just going to... dickishly not mention he was Batman and feels kinda bad about that whole thing. :V

AND APPARENTLY THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO FOCUS ON.]

What kind of a thing?

[Private]

[reactivates]

[She'd acted impulsively, she'd needed the scolding. AND AT LEAST SHE GOT TO MEET BATMAN. Scolding or no scolding, that was pretty awesome.

...oops. Was she not supposed to mention that?]

Uh. [This is sort of awkward.] A thing.. thing? A, uh, flirting and.. having fun.. sort of a thing?

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

That's nice. Tim usually doesn't keep me up to date on this sort of thing out of fear that I'll tease him mercilessly, but I promise I'm a little more mature than that.

[Private]

[reactivates]

I get that though. Basic sibling thing. Though my own brother doesn't tease me too much anymore, not since I helped rescue him from being stuck between dimensions for eternity.

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

... I can see where that would get you off for a couple years, at least. What happened?

[Private]

[reactivates]

Well, first off: I lost my parents when I was really little, I don't remember much about them. And for as long as I can remember really, my brother raised me. When I was about ten [Or something like that, there is a major time continuity error when it comes to this storyline, lol, wtf Warehouse 13.] Josh - my brother - was studying Rhetticus' compass, which was rumored to have the ability of human teleportation, so long as you got all of Rhetticus' rules right. But my brother screwed up. He missed one of the rules, and tried it anyway. So he was stuck in between dimensions for nine years. [Or twelve, according to Warehouse 13. Even though Claudia was only nineteen when she rescued him. Syfy learn math.] Weirdly enough, now we're about the same age, since he didn't age for those years.

[Private] Math is for the weak obv

[batmanschmatman]

Wow. How'd you get him out?

[Private] Obv.

[reactivates]

Had Artie's help. He was kind of the one who rushed Josh into the experiment in the first place. We recreated the experiment with another artifact and managed to put ourselves in the interdimensional bubble Josh was stuck in. And he had the compass on him. We figured out what rule we were missing and teleported all three of us back safely using the compass.

...My life's a little hard to believe.