[ TLV | Voice ] 010 - Announcement

[reactivates]

[She clears her throat before she speaks, though when she does it's apparent she's completely over that cold/flu/whatever now.]

'Sup, it's Claudia. Just wanted to give everyone the announcement, since my inmate hasn't yet. Willow's gotten her soul back. She got it around the time of the last flood. So, yeah, that's it, you may now return to your irregularly scheduled Barge programming. Claudia out.

Comments

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

... I can see where that would get you off for a couple years, at least. What happened?

[Private]

[reactivates]

Well, first off: I lost my parents when I was really little, I don't remember much about them. And for as long as I can remember really, my brother raised me. When I was about ten [Or something like that, there is a major time continuity error when it comes to this storyline, lol, wtf Warehouse 13.] Josh - my brother - was studying Rhetticus' compass, which was rumored to have the ability of human teleportation, so long as you got all of Rhetticus' rules right. But my brother screwed up. He missed one of the rules, and tried it anyway. So he was stuck in between dimensions for nine years. [Or twelve, according to Warehouse 13. Even though Claudia was only nineteen when she rescued him. Syfy learn math.] Weirdly enough, now we're about the same age, since he didn't age for those years.

[Private] Math is for the weak obv

[batmanschmatman]

Wow. How'd you get him out?

[Private] Obv.

[reactivates]

Had Artie's help. He was kind of the one who rushed Josh into the experiment in the first place. We recreated the experiment with another artifact and managed to put ourselves in the interdimensional bubble Josh was stuck in. And he had the compass on him. We figured out what rule we were missing and teleported all three of us back safely using the compass.

...My life's a little hard to believe.