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[ TLV | Video ] 015 - The slumbering princess awakens...

[It's been a while since Claudia's face has been seen on the Network, it's true. And the look on said face at the moment is one of mild amusement. Her hair is rather a mess, no colored streak, no jewelry even (except for the multiple ear-piercings of course, and the SD card on a cord around her neck). She appears to be in her room, which is much tidier now than when it was previously seen. She's got a Jinksie in her lap, currently washing his face with his paw.]

S'up, bitches? Seems like things got kinda exciting around here while I was KO'd. What the hell happened, a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure flood?

[At least she isn't completely anti-social like she'd been before. She's still very obviously got something heavy weighing on her shoulders, but she's not letting it bury her under anymore. This is Claudia attempting to resurface.]

And there's some new faces around, which.. I guess is pretty much to be expected. [She points at the screen:] New faces -- [and points at herself.] -- Claudia Donovan. Techie secret agent cyber hacker punk rocker chick with a hint of fabulous, if I do say so myself. [She then looks down at the cat in her lap.] And this is Jinks. He enjoys licking himself while being recorded. Apparently. [In babytalk:] Who's my little exhibitionist? You are! Yes, you are!

[ooc: She didn't do any privately-filtered things because she's actually unsure exactly how long she's been out and is almost afraid to address anyone directly just in case they forgot her/left/don't care about her anymore, fff.]

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[No vampire on the comm tonight; nope; she's sort of just going to hover outside your door. Hi. How are you. What's going on? You fell asleep on me. You're okay. I missed you. Oh. You're alright. What? What say? What sayyy?]

Ship sometimes likes to put people under a lot. [Kay doesn't say why one of the new faces is his. He figures his voice'll give him away, though.]

It was more like Indiana Jones than Choose-Your-Own Adventure. There were oversized boulders and snakes and everything.

You're not another crazy cat lady, are you?

You forgot Claudia Donovan: Made of Awesome.

[This response comes back so quickly, HIS head is spinning - and he's grinning like a damn fool idiot to boot.]

Hey sweetheart - welcome back to the Barge that Time Forgot. Or maybe is allergic to. Or maybe doesn't like. I don't know how that would...

Anyway, welcome back. You good?

[A part of her really wants to just avoid leaving her room, but. Not gonna lie, she is starving. Eventually she opens the door, planning on heading down the hall to the dining room, when she runs directly into Willow. She should probably be used to this by now, having the vampire just.. standing there outside her door. Seems like it happens an awful lot.

She smiles and hooks her arm in the other girl's. (She's actually really happy to find Will outside her door, it lets her know that things are still pretty much the same, so she couldn't have been out of it for too long.]

Wanna escort me to the dining hall? We'll get you some jus de l'homme and me a hamburger and I won't even lose my appetite this time.

Yeah, I'd been warned about that before, but still - wasn't really expecting it to happen to me.

[Peering at you through the screen.] Wait.... Kay? Uh, did you pull a Benjamin Button while I was out?

Except you were participating as opposed to watching, right? So it was a Choose-Your-Own-Indiana-Jones-esque-Adventure. Or a live-action game of Tomb Raider, whichever. I admit I'm a little jealous I missed it.

Totally not crazy. Who told you that? [Being just a touch weirdly defensive there for something that's obviously a joke, Claudia. Tone that down a bit, will you?]

...And not even really a cat lady, either, actually. I get along better with dogs in general, but... Jinksie is special.

Sorry, I'm just a bit edgy about it. Some girl tried to murder someone a while back for taking about her cat the wrong way.

Yeah, I get it. Looks like a pretty good cat to me.

[Well here's a mirror of that grin for you, Dean. HI.]

S'up, you? I'm pretty good. Not entirely sure how long I was in the land of the unconscious, except long enough that I made it to the state of desperately needing a shower. But that's been taken care of now. Unlike Jinks I wait until after I've bathed to video myself.

[Dean's expression shifts on a dime to comically, exaggeratedly pained as he heaves out a sigh.]

Damn shame, that. Can I ask you to reconsider?

That's a great deal of adjectives, and I'm not sure I know what any of them mean.

Welcome back, though.

You're probably referring to my inmate, Willow. And yeah, she defended her pet. It was a step up for her, actually, because it meant she cared enough about something to defend it. Plus, the other chick was warned, okay? I stand behind Willow in that decision. Say nasty things about the people I care about to my face and I wouldn't respond too well either. [No hostile or anything, it's all said pretty matter-of-factly, and she even gives a light shrug.]

Sure, you can ask. But the answer will still be no. You're free to watch Jinks bathe all you want, though.

Thanks!

Not even "fabulous"? ...How about "secret"?

Oh honey, I definitely don't swing that way.

[Then he's grinning.] Christ I missed you.

[A. Lot.]

All right, I've got fabulous. How can you be secret, though?

That's good to know. I'd be eternally freaked out if you wound up being a furry. [Dean, if you don't know what that is, don't ask. Just don't. You're better off not knowing.

All smiles now.] I'll admit "Made of Awesome" is pretty accurate, Dean, but "Christ" may be pushing it. [She missed you, too.]

Is that redundant?

Well anyway I don't think anyone died, so it's totally PC of me to say that it was kind of really fun.

Not so secret on the Barge, but back home my job is sort of a secret. For instance, the town I live in? Everyone believes I work for the IR-- ...waaait, you're not going to get that, you don't know what the IRS is either. [Damn, and she so loves telling people about that.]

Basically my job requires me to be undercover. You've done undercover, right?

[Private]

...What am I talking about. You're a werewolf, you're like the ideal undercover cop.

[There's a brief, briefest of brief, moment when Dean looks clearly confused enough to maybe ask, but then he visibly decides against it. There are more important things, like rolling his eyes at a line he's used himself - it was Jesus, actually, but so what - and this.]

I dunno, you should try it anyway. That water into wine thing seems pretty handy. You eaten yet?

...Yeah. Yeah, it is, pretty much.

Did you get to outrun one of the giant boulders?

It was both terrifying and kind of awesome. But I think once was enough for a lifetime.

Oh, a spy? We've got spies. [There's a slightly sour note in her voice because ONE OF THEM IS ON BOARD sljakj.]

[Private]

We usually call it plainclothes. Just with... you know, fewer clothes.

Not a pleasant thing to have happen to you, in any case.

Who's Benjamin Button? [Younger looking but pop culture what?]

Jinks has a lot of really concerning habits. [HI CLAUDIA someone is glad you're awake. :c]

Ah, you are awake! Good, good. I'm planning a party. For...various reasons. [And also because this place needs a party, okay.]

[Elaine photobombs the screen, her fuzzy silver head rising into view along with a pair of curious yellow eyes.]

[Smart move, Dean. And Claudia totally saw that eyeroll.]

Handy maybe if I worked in a bar. [She has absolutely no taste for wine since that magical academy breach, thank you very much.] I did. Ate with Willow not long after I woke up. But I could be hungry again...[Plus it's always a laugh and a half to watch you eat, Dean.]

I seem to recall someone telling me that floods and such don't often repeat themselves, so... You're probably good on that front. Me, on the other hand, I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with playing video games and watching old Indiana Jones movies.

Sometimes they're similar, if you hang around long enough. But you're probably better off with the video games.

Sort of, except that we're government-sanctioned. [...and listen, that was a little bit of a sour note in Claudia's voice, too! ...She's super-mad at the upper-level bosses back home right now.]

[Private]

That makes sense. Are you the only werewolf on the team, or... Is there like a whole unit of them? Because that would be amazing.

Uh... No. Not really.

[...fortunately she's used to her pop culture references going over some people's heads.] Dude in a movie who reverse-ages. You know, starts out old, grows younger?

[Jinks is now getting up into the communicator screen and meowing at you, Tim.]

...Dude. Someone has a kitty-crush on you. [She moves Jinks out of the way in order to grin at Tim.] You take care of him while I was dead to the world? Did you two bond? Should I be jealous?

I am, indeed. What kind of party? [Not like she'd say no to a party, but she is hesitant, mostly because of memories of the magical academy flood and all the stupid shit she did during it.

...Her thoughts get de-railed by the kitten, and she laughs as Jinks hops out of her lap to examine the communicator screen more closely.] Lookie, Jinks, it's your sissy.

Oh. I guess so. [So dismissive of his shiny new face.] I went home for a while. [A lot longer his time than Barge time.] Some people came and left, apparently the Barge turned into an Alan Quartermain serial [Yes, he went there instead of Indiana Jones]. Guess we didn't miss too much.

[She was meant to.]

Oh, she's eating now, huh? [This impishly and probably a little distastefully. He remembers waking up from his own coma, how ravenous he'd been; then again, he pretty much always seems to be, and he seems to be exponentially regaining that as time goes on.]

Well, I was just headed up to see if I could get something, and everyone thinks I'm weird when I talk to myself, so if you wouldn't mind helping a guy out.

Fair enough. At least, as far as I'm aware, video games haven't ever killed anyone.

...Although one almost did earlier this year when a friend of mine decided using an artifact to enhance the video game experience would be a good idea. Spoilers: It wasn't.

Promise? [She's eyeing the woman; quite a bit, actually. Well. She's... she's sort of... Here. At last.]

Completely. I'm afraid Jinksy and I have talked, and we're running away together. I promised him all the Meow Mix he could eat, and there was just no going back.

Yeah, you know, they say movies never killed anyone either but I know a couple dozen holographic Draculas that would love to prove them wrong.

A general party either at the pub or on deck, followed by movies and the use of the hot tub.

[Elaine batbatbats at the screen!]

Wow, that's really crazy. It's kind of weird that you think that justifies her beating someone up. My warden is always 'no violence, ever!' and I get into the shit when I get into fights with people. Maybe if you were my warden I'd be graduated by now.

Ours tend to be as well. [That doesn't make her any less sour about it. :|]

[Private]

No, it's just me. The only one in the Watch, actually. [She pauses, frowns.] The only one in any Watch, as far as I know.

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