Are you kidding me? It wouldn't be Batman without Alfred. Occasionally he provides comic relief. Mostly be being teased, but still. Comic relief. Although, I admit I haven't really read many comics? Mostly my knowledge of Batman and Co. come from movies. I'm such a sucker for Batman Forever, it's very.... aesthetically pleasing?

...We don't have to like, actively discuss this if you don't want, I can imagine it would be super weird, not to mention awkward, if someone I'd never met before the Barge knew so much about my life and my home. Though if it helps any, I haven't come across you? Pete probably has, but, he's not here, so. I think you're safe.