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[The video shows a redhead with a slightly tilted smile, her expression clearly stating a level of awkwardness about this whole thing. She's got a single streak of purple in her shoulder-length hair, and multiple earrings in both ears. She's sitting in the middle of her made (but not quite neatly) bed with her legs crossed, hugging a pillow to her chest. Behind her on the walls are several band posters - all from different genres, a rather eclectic mix.]

Whelp. This is new. Hi. I'm Claudia. Uhm. I'd mention something about having never been on a boat before, and how I'm really hoping I'm not prone to seasickness, but, uh... Funny thing is, there's no water. -- Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've all already noticed that before but it's new to me, so I'm mentioning it. You know you should really just give a pamphlet out instead of having the Admiral explain things. Dude left a lot of stuff out. -- Anyway, back on subject: air-travel I'm used to. Planes, I'm used to. And I've yet to get plane-sick. So here's hoping that getting space-slash-time-slash-dimension-sick won't be likely, either.

[She fiddles idly with one of her rings as she thinks about what to say next. Well, the truth wouldn't hurt when she's here, so...] So, yeah... I'm a Warehouse agent. Er. Was. Was a Warehouse agent. Probably most of you haven't heard of Warehouse 13, but... Suffice to say, I dealt with the strange, freaky, mysterious, and often dangerous, on a daily basis. And have already had more than one near-death experience, so. Yay. Fun times. [Sometimes she talks a lot when she's nervous, and that's probably becoming pretty apparent right now.] Basically what I'm trying to say is, I'm easy to underestimate. But I can totally take care of myself. And, uh...

Okay, this is getting long-ish, I know. And I don't wanna be one of those YouTube video bloggers that just stutter out a stream of consciousness for like five whole minutes just because they like the sound of their own voice, so... Yeah. This is me, saying, uh... See ya later? [She gives an awkward little wave, then appears to immediately regret it, muttering "That was mildly traumatic," while turning off the recording.]